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A real mother is the most wonderful person in the world. She’s someone who loves and cares for you and tells you stories. She’s the angel voice that bids you good night, kisses your cheek, whispers, “Sleep tight.”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cloysterbell:
I fixed it.


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cloysterbell:

I fixed it.

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Today was the day for finding things. I found this at Michael’s!

Today was the day for finding things. I found this at Michael’s!

This was just hanging out in front of Stevie B’s today…

This was just hanging out in front of Stevie B’s today…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

becauseiamawoman:
dandelionchild:
sinshine:

#SafetyTipsForLadies Stay in the womb. It’s the last time you’ll have full personhood anyway.
March 26, 2013

This is my most retweeted tweet ever.
Oof.
Excellent.


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

becauseiamawoman:

dandelionchild:

sinshine:

This is my most retweeted tweet ever.

Oof.

Excellent.

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makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)